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-Does the minced meat need to be washed? -Didn't understand?! -Well, how do you wash the minced meat for cutlets? -Well, you wash your meat, that’s why I asked. -Why should I yell right away?!

this nigga is so black they had to change his background to white

-Cute! Am I on the right or on the left? -you're in the background

Are you also crazy about fools who go to work to earn money when this thing has been around for a long time?

when you pass by a children's sandbox while drunk

Like if you were a pilot of the ship "Blevotron-2000"

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

the seller demonstrates the capabilities of the laptop. Greece, around 110 BC e., marble.

-Dad, sing me a song of your generation. -Hm. look around, look back, the spirits want to contact you, the world is not what it seems...