rouge d'ivanushki

when I'm sad, I remember how the red-haired one from Ivanushki raps in a whisper

-Darling, red or blue? -Barbara! It doesn't fucking matter. -If he puts on blue, I’ll blow it up.

expectation, reality

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

Karl, now you will come out of the bathroom and finally catch the red dot! I believe in you. man!

Some pedestrians cross the road so impudently, as if they had preserved themselves before crossing

-How will i recognize you? -red-haired beast in black tights

-how does the driver of a children's bus swear when he is cut off? -honey mole! pike!