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scroll further, we need to go up

sorry, if every day you see a lizard balancing a raspberry on its head, you don’t have to like it and scroll further

-Josh really got into the role of Pete... -Katniss is very strange... she says her name is Jennifer. -and also that we don’t love each other, but only pretend... for the sake of the film. -seriously. I'm afraid of him...

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

you need to introduce elements of the game into sex

“there are 492 billionaires in the USA and no one thought of becoming Batman” - because they are all better suited for the role of a penguin

- asked his girlfriend: “maybe we can try role-playing games with a rape theme?” -she exclaimed: “no!” - and I say “great mood!”

- filthy mentyara! garbage scum! the naked cockerel would crow under the hut, but the cops don’t tie up their own! -Darling, I somehow imagined the role-playing game “a policeman caught a little thief” differently...

my husband came home from work, and I opened the door in black leather lingerie, sexy stockings and a mask. he looked and asked: “Do you want to eat, Batman?”

in the film (pulp fiction) you had a good role, did you sleep with the director? Yes, I... I jerked him off.