robots

Mars, the only known planet entirely inhabited by robots (about 7)

she says she loves me as a friend

despite all the gadgets, robot missions to Mars, the successes of technological progress - the heart still skips a beat at the speed with which the cord disappears in a vacuum cleaner when you press a button

-siri, download me the new album of Basta and Smokey Mo. -This violates the first law of robotics. I cannot harm a person.

our answer to the Japanese

dog vs vacuum cleaner

rude robot: -Jacob, what does “seal” mean? - this is when you humiliate someone, and then you give a high five to the bro. -oh, so apparently you can’t “print”, Jacob. -because you don't have any bros. you have no one. you're so lonely, jacob. High five, Jacob.

worked on my mobile phone with Optimus Prime