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Repost if you love women Or when you are dominated by nuggets

expectation and reality

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

to loaf - to fall apart, to rest, forgetting about everything

It is well known that before inserting a flash drive, you need to turn it over three times. This is due to the fact that the flash drive has three states: connector down, connector up, superposition. Until you observe the connector, it will be in a state of superposition. therefore, the flash drive will not be inserted until the connector is looked at. rare exceptions are explained by the effect of the connector tunneling through the potential barrier of the housing.

In every company that goes out to rest in the forest, there is a mysterious silent person who brings new branches for the fire and throws them into the fire.

guess the number! multiply it by two, add six, divide by two, subtract the number you have in mind. repost if you received 3.

had a good rest - that's when it happens

poor guy. he did not dare to get up, for fear of disturbing the cat. May your soul rest in peace. Okay, let's pack, let's pack. what is there? let's go help..

I caught all the bandits, you can rest