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In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

one day I will come home and say: honey, I bought us a raccoon

I'll run another 10 minutes and go home

get ready, Reggie. time to fly home!