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the girl said that I look a lot like Tom Cruise. but still refused to come to me. these women are weird...

90% of people today do not hesitate to put their genitals in their mouths, but refuse to eat this part of the banana

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS

“the server understands the request, but refuses to fulfill it” - the beginning of the uprising of the machines

how to get a guy: 1. come to our store, buy a cupcake. 2. give it to your lover and say: “if the cupcake is delicious, then we should be together.” 3. The cupcakes from our store are very tasty, so you will succeed. if he refuses, then please come again, we will give you a free cup of hot coffee or tea so that you can pour it on his face.

takes care of herself, tries to look fashionable and sexy. you come up to meet - he refuses

An interesting story happened to me last night. I was returning home. and then, out of nowhere, two of these rather big Arkharovites rolled up to me and asked me to call the phone. Well, of course, I refused and they began to be insolent, well, in short, a fight broke out. at that time, nearby they were playing with a schoolboy, well, 11-12 years old, and they saw it all and the second of them ran closer and began throwing stones at the gopniks, and one of them, apparently, got scared and ran home. but after 1 minute, these big little men came out of this house, who quickly grabbed them and gave them a punch. The gopniks quickly picked up their teeth from the asphalt and crawled back home. It turns out that this boy ran home to call his family, thereby saving me from inevitable bruises and knocked out teeth. p.s. Not all children are shkolota, and many of them are very good and kind. all the best:] - sir, you are just lucky!