promise

boy: said - done. man: I didn’t promise, I said I’d try. experienced man: I actually didn’t say that. grandfather: there was no such thing at all. old warrior - wise warrior

-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!

don't you get along with women? you just don’t know how to feed them promises.

a man does 70% of what he promised to do. a woman does 70% of what she promised not to do.

- honey, I have a surprise! We're flying to Italy for the holidays! come on, get ready! -yap! -What? -You promised me barbecue and beer behind the garages!

when they feed you with promises to take you to the sea

-No, first promise that you won’t swear..

Before the match with the Spaniards, the Chilean porn actress promised to hold a 16-hour sex marathon if Chile wins. -I'm in chili, guys