- Zaaay, hi, I want an iPhone 5** - Well, if you want, I’ll buy it for you. - Mimimi, and when?) - Well, on February 30, come to me, I’ll give it to you) - Thank you, Masya, we agreed, I love you. -Me too
Let me remind you what Shakespeare bequeathed, paraphrasing for the present hour: when they love us, we friend-zone, when we love, they friend-zone us.