period

the most awesome time in my life was kindergarten: I had a wife, children, a house and superpowers! and now this is some bullshit...

Allergy sufferers are aliens, their body rejects a hostile planet, and someday their brothers will come for them... or how to console yourself during the flowering period.

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

when I pick up a needle, I forget about my problems

this is why you can't use a photo of a bald man on the title page of a newspaper

-Spiderman, you didn’t think that such a disguise could deceive me? -Spiderman? never heard of him!

competition 80 ivi

the influence of the number of pairs on the body: 1. fatigue appears, attention and memory decrease; 2. coordination of movement is impaired, vision and speech deteriorate, nervous tics and nausea appear; 3. extreme irritability, hallucinations and delusions occur; 4. slow speech, trembling limbs, short periods of memory loss, strange behavior; 5. (17-year-old Gardner's record* set in 2014) fragmented thinking, indifference to everything, numbness.

LET'S MAKE LOVE? I CAN'T, I HATE THESE DAYS WHEN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA

“I like the movie Saw. Tamara, 26 years old, carriage inspector” - I don’t fall asleep on the subway anymore