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if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

when I pick up a needle, I forget about my problems

this is why you can't use a photo of a bald man on the title page of a newspaper

-Spiderman, you didn’t think that such a disguise could deceive me? -Spiderman? never heard of him!

competition 80 ivi

“I like the movie Saw. Tamara, 26 years old, carriage inspector” - I don’t fall asleep on the subway anymore

hello, I'm from the newspaper

-hahahahahahahaha! I mixed amphetamines into the water supply of all of Gotham. -I'll stop you! -It's too late, batmu duck! everyone is already hooked! "citywide increase in productivity. Economists are puzzled. Student scores have skyrocketed! The newspaper office is so clean, but not yet clean enough."

e777kh77. The numbers of the “ECX” series are popularly known as “I drive as I want.” in the case of Sasha Gray, the letter “e” in the abbreviation “ekkh” is deciphered somehow differently.

I’m used to always writing down my expenses: transport 25 rubles, newspaper 10 rubles, I don’t remember where 7521 rubles.