pensioners

A pensioner hit a postman who brought her pension with a stun gun, stole 3.5 million and disappeared to Thailand. Have a nice holiday, grandma.

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old