pension

when pension allows

A pensioner hit a postman who brought her pension with a stun gun, stole 3.5 million and disappeared to Thailand. Have a nice holiday, grandma.

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.

life is boring and monotonous, but everything changes when grandma’s pension comes

when taking several subjects: a discriminant, like a union and a pension, can be centripetal, unless the case is zero

-So, colleagues, what are we going to do this time?) -Maybe we can fix the roads? - shall we increase the pension? -Let's look for dicks on banknotes? -good idea!

The Minister of Education cannot pass the Unified State Exam for the tenth time. The Minister of Health fainted in line at the clinic. the deputy died of hunger, having lived only one month on child benefits. ... only after that the pensioner released the goldfish.

I went and got into an accident. went - it wouldn't start. AvtoVAZ - we think about you

-young people, give up your seat! -fuck you, my psychological age is 65 years old