penguin

You didn’t even notice how you yourself became that little penguin from the Kinder collection.

-Name your achievements. -I have a complete collection of hippos from Kindersurprise. -and it's all? -well, more penguins, but there are two missing.

“there are 492 billionaires in the USA and no one thought of becoming Batman” - because they are all better suited for the role of a penguin

only three creatures do not freeze in winter: bears, penguins and whores

I created the earth for people, well, except for Antarctica, it is for penguins, I love penguins

-and as you can see for yourself - the female emperor penguin is practically indistinguishable from the male individual. - I could have been softer, you idiot!

penguins are swallows that ate after 18:00

politically incorrect geography: Eskimos, Americans, Eskimos, Indians, Chukhons, fascists, bourgeois, Maros, blacks, penguins, ours, crests, Jews, Khachiks, blacks, chocks, Chukchi, cross-eyed, Chinese, Chuchmeks, narrow-eyed, Japs, kangaroos