passieren

I often think what could have happened today if I had started the day not with coffee, but with champagne.

my hobbies: 1. log into the same applications for hours; 2. don’t talk to anyone for weeks; 3. listen to the same tracks that I have been listening to for 20 years; 4. imagine yourself in various situations that will never happen.

not a mustache, but a pass in panties

not a bang, but a pass through the crack

not a mustache, but a pass in panties

I think they guessed what would happen to them

If you give a girl flowers, they will wither. If you give a girl a phone, it will break. give the girls a key for 17, nothing will happen to it

Doctor, will this pass?