paris

all these “capchucks”, “nagens”, “expressos” pale in comparison with what one woman said today: “this cake tastes too printer-like.”

the vagina is like the weather, if it gets wet you need to go inside

hey citizen! don't mourn there - mourn here!

1. Parisians give overnight accommodation to those in need, and taxi drivers transport passengers for free. 2. flower sellers in Russia near the French embassy raised their prices 3 times.

- why when I enter my number, they write to me that another page is already linked to this number? -Hello. Please write the numbers of the number in international format. -why do you need them?) -I’ll call you, let’s get to know each other, first we’ll have a heart-to-heart chat on long winter evenings, then we’ll meet, we’ll start going to the movies, museums, the opera together, I’ll marry you to a worthy man, you’ll make me the godmother of your firstborn, we’ll take you off in your old age blue convertible Ford Mustang >> 1966, we will travel around Europe with a brood of grandchildren, at the end of the journey, in our ninth decade, we will quietly die in Paris, in a cozy room at the Saint-Jean-de-Dieu clinic, in the 7th arrondissement, and we They will be buried together somewhere in the farthest and shady corner of the beautiful Pere-Lachaise. or I’ll just check which page the number is linked to and help link it to yours, if possible.

from a man’s point of view: screw, bolt, wood screw, self-tapping screw, nut. from a woman's point of view: cog, cog, cog, cog, cog.

This tree was installed in Paris before Christmas. Doesn't remind you of anything? -oooh, bath plug. at least my ex had one in her bathroom. and not alone.

correct photo in Paris

-Mom, I got on the wrong train, I don’t know how, but now I’m going to Paris in Disney Land, what should I do? help - have fun.