panique

a panicky boy, playing hide and seek, and not figuring out where to hide, jumped from the 7th floor

-I'm pregnant and the father is you! -fucking panic! How can you prove, motherfucker, that it’s me?!

“for those who can’t get in” - my wife freaked out

I'm a bag of fruit and I don't want to come undone neatly. I want you to freak out and tear me apart!

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

I'm tired of losing the flash drive, I freaked out

Before you freak out, escalate the situation

a gentle kiss on the back of the neck. a very touching and intimate moment. I don’t understand why people on the subway are so freaked out about this.