padre del año

father of the year

when the wife is not at home

The speed of sound is a strange thing. Your parents tell you something when you’re 20, but it only comes to fruition when you’re 40.

my cunt

another miracle revealed to the world by the holy fathers of the Russian Orthodox Church: recordings from twenty-two video cameras disappeared. where the moment of the accident was recorded. when a servant of the Russian Orthodox Church, monk Elijah, knocked down two people to death. Now, perhaps, Elijah will be released, since there is all the evidence of his crime. miraculously disappeared!

my princess, my sunshine, my kitten, my pussy

my cunt

In Vladivostok, a pensioner shot a priest three times. -in the name of the father, son and holy spirit.