ohren

feet from ears

look what my fucking brother did. caught me and put a big heavy lock on my ear tunnel. then he got on the bike and fucked off with the key.

Deafness is deafening

I see all the guys 23+ with their earlobes sewn up. what is it? Are tunnels turning out to be useless crap in adult life? who would have thought, right?

I just looked at her and my ears immediately started ringing

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap

I’ll sell a cat for 899 rubles, she has something wrong with her ears, I’ll throw off 200 rubles) perfect condition, please don’t write to resellers

- grandma, grandma, why do you have such big ears? - I had tunnels.

some fuck so beautifully that noodles fall into patterns on your ears.

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.