officials

"Vodka" - Official sponsors of the Russian national team

little-known fact: if you cut off an official's head, he can steal for another 20 minutes.

- Hello, Tatyana - why is it so official? - Hello Tanya, fuck you in the ear. -You are nuts?

Well, now they have it official

good asphalt does not lie on the road! (c) Russian official

plant correctly! if you plant if you plant a sapling, there will be a tree. if you plant an illegal logger, there will be a hundred more trees. If you plant the official who allowed this, there will be a thousand more trees.

memo to the traffic police officer 1. introduce yourself 2. state the reason for the stop 3. clarify rights and obligations 4. be restrained and polite when communicating