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Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

I gave my girlfriend a notebook. now for some reason she won't talk to me

Allah! I have a suggestion: let’s decide with you, either don’t wake me up at 3 a.m. anymore, or invite me to a party :) (alcohol + good music for me) otherwise it’s kind of insulting, they woke me up, didn’t open the door, but I just behind! Sincerely, apartment No. 43, 12th floor. Denis

“From our table to your table,” the note from the surgeon read playfully. The pathologist laughed and crossed her legs.