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Allah! I have a suggestion: let’s decide with you, either don’t wake me up at 3 a.m. anymore, or invite me to a party :) (alcohol + good music for me) otherwise it’s kind of insulting, they woke me up, didn’t open the door, but I just behind! Sincerely, apartment No. 43, 12th floor. Denis

memo to the traffic police officer 1. introduce yourself 2. state the reason for the stop 3. clarify rights and obligations 4. be restrained and polite when communicating

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

note from a crime chronicle: a married couple discovered a thief in their house after the owner of the house told a joke and there was laughter upstairs.

Mikhail Bulgakov notes of a dead man

Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.