nose

-Where have you been for so long? - I powdered my nose. -and to be honest? -shit

signed up for a hypnosis course. I didn’t like the first lesson, so I decided to pay for a year in advance and not go there again. - I just got a gym membership

pasha on the nose!

Crocodile Gena is so cool that he even has abs on his nose

2011 - nose nose; 2012 - I boom boom boom; 2013 - everyone dances with their elbows; 2014 - Santa Lucia; 2015 - your name is my favorite; 2016, you'll have to try to lower the bar even lower

Did you know that Sony uses dog noses for its gamepad sticks? one controller is worth two dog lives, if you have 2 controllers, then it was worth 4 dog lives spent on your “entertainment”. think about what all these sacrifices of innocent animals are for.

- Dear @roscomnadzor, if you block pornhub, do you at least offer an alternative? kisses, Lelya. - Dear Lelya, as an alternative, you can meet someone in real life.

11 porn sites have been blocked in Russia. guys, why is this being done?

honey, look how the butterflies are circling! - Vasya, please don’t... - You, asshole, pawed my wife!!!