no meu tempo

in my time. To play the game you had to insert a disc

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

in our youth there was no internet, we surfed the net

-Hello, how did you get there?) -This is his girlfriend, who are you? and why the fuck are you writing to him? -let’s start with the fact that stop calling yourself “his girlfriend” as if it makes you special, you’re his 11th, if I’m not mistaken. secondly, I am the one who can make you his ex-girlfriend in a short time. Now let's start from the beginning. How did my brother get there? fucked up

NO! just urine

me: disgusting day, it couldn't be worse. -the doorknob about to catch on my pocket: you rejoice early, darling

The horizon is turning blue, ducks are flying across the sky, there are elderberries in the garden, I won’t go to work.

I watched the Warcraft trailer. there are so many computer special effects that I’m afraid my computer won’t be able to handle this film