navires

the captain goes to the bottom with his ship.

-Dude, let's go for a swim! - nope.. I’ll just lie around for a while.

Like if you were a pilot of the ship "Blevotron-2000"

tell them how hard it is for you to clean your car in the morning

part of the crew - part of the ship

will go far

these musicians stayed on the titanic and played while the ship sank

they say that in the future only those who cannot swim will be drafted into the navy - they protect their ship much better!

They ask the sailor: - Was there a time when you were really scared? -We once transported a cargo - 10,000 dolls. and got caught in a storm. and when the ship tilted to the right, all these 10,000 dolls said in unison, “Mom!” This is where I screwed up...