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And don’t blame me for not doing that

when I pick up a needle, I forget about my problems

you need to put death in a needle, a needle in an egg, an egg in a duck, a duck in a hare, a hare in a chest, and can you put the chest under an oak tree, which is located on an island in the ocean?

how many times have you saved me

some fuck so beautifully that noodles fall into patterns on your ears.

I'm my mother's businessman

Is it possible to call cat food something more modest? why does my cat eat rabbit stew in cream sauce, and I eat pasta with sausage?

Today I bought a pirate movie from a narc with the movie The Hunger Games 2. I came home, turned it on, and there was a recording of this idiot eating noodles and at the end he still had the nerve to look into the camera and say, these are the real Hunger Games