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elite, schmuck

Anyone else paint their nails before jerking off to make it look like a girl is playing with you?

It’s unlikely that anyone doesn’t have a former classmate who first tried to get married and is now doing nail extensions.

one question - why the fuck?

metal nails are awesome

-Once again, in which direction should we grow? -there. - here? - there, damn it! -here? -Are you fucking serious? - what nonsense. Are you sure you need to grow here?

-Did you know that human hair and nails are made of the same material? yeah, I love science. - I doubt that you even understand what love or science is. when you love something, you don't just love the fun or interesting aspects... you love the boring part just as much. people who really love science spend their entire lives studying tedious little things as well as interesting facts. you don't like science, you just stare at its ass when it walks by.