não vai para o lixo

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

won't go to waste

shamans about sanctions: - This is absolutely purple to me. -And you’re not going to the USA? -If the Supreme Commander gives the order, I will go.

"To hand or not to hand?" -dust

- I also really want to be commanded “Go to sleep. I’ll figure out what to do myself. No, you won’t figure it out, I told you to go to sleep.” -fuck off

Hello, tick? you will not believe! our capabilities are limited only by our intentions!

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

-Darling, promise that you won’t swear!

We don’t have your size, but there is 48, it will be just right for a wool sock

NO! just urine