mulheres

women, it would be better if you took pictures of tits, not food

he called her a witch, and she, dumbfounded for a moment, remembered that she couldn’t sleep anywhere and pretended to be very offended.

women who want a lot. always left with nothing

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

women - show off less, men - there are no complaints against you!

If you don’t have money, then women are not scary for you.

women - keep it simple, boys - there are no complaints against you

Have you ever wondered why the devil is cast out only from women? I'm not hinting at anything. Just.

women, be afraid of men whose hands are not made of ass. they will always fix everything rather than buy new ones.

Well. mom. damn, give it back