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In the Middle Ages, no one knew what Hip-Hop was. It was something alien.

It’s better to get chickenpox in childhood, and the plague - in the Middle Ages

- Ten people were admitted to the reception center there with HES, and the infectious disease was completely clogged. There are a lot of stories to describe, emergency ones to submit... - What are you driving?! Which infectious disease, which emergency? The fourteenth century is in the yard. Burn them all.

an easy way to stop making jokes

-maaaam, throw off the sword!

the average price of an apartment in our building is $150,000+, it’s strange that with that kind of money some parents can’t buy their asshole an easel and paints

-Is it already over? - no yet, don’t look yet

- This is the only way to destroy it. -do it, Frodo!

this was the last time we hired two architects for one project