movie quotes

-what movie? -alyonka 3d

The movie Ocean's 11 is not believable, how does a grown man have 11 friends?

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

Why are you so serious?

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

smile and plow

If you watch a movie with Steven Seagal backwards, you get a movie about an outstanding chiropractor.

if you don't know where this comes from, then you didn't have a merry christmas or happy new year, you filthy animal