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hernandez
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2024 06 08 07:19
29
UNITED STATES Los Alamos
-What is the date today? -March 28. -Martha?! how do you know this name?!
mdk
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2016 04 03 09:32
29
RUSSIA Moscow
When people get too social with me, I call them by the wrong name to make it clear that I don't really care about them.
borsch
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2015 12 09 16:22
9
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Tell me, is the trace of Marshall’s slap no longer visible? -A fortune teller can predict Marshall's future by looking at your face.
borsch
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2015 11 09 03:43
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
- Ivanych, what are you doing? - click, you karky old man
leprum
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2015 08 06 13:48
49
KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
I'm a simple man - I stole, drank, went to jail
borsch
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2015 07 21 12:18
29
RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
-Have you got a dream? -buy a coat. -Here’s your coat, dream about something great.
leprum
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2015 07 12 03:39
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
Мәхәббәт пыяласын Атасың – карасын Чын бәхет пыяласын Бәрәсең, ватасың...
Motherfucking bastard, come here you dog shit, you decided to mess with me? stinking asshole, mother..
leprum
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2015 07 02 11:39
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty
-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?
fuck_humor
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2015 06 23 02:37
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
I’ll go and make some cocoa... my girl, people don’t talk about such things out loud.
leprum
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2015 05 07 02:40
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty