motivators

Today I picked flowers at the market. The saleswoman shouts: just smell it, it’ll last for a week!

The US had reason to fear the CCCP

loosen the collar please

seems smooth

Crocodile Gena is so cool that he even has abs on his nose

friendship between a man and a woman is sex postponed until later

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled

You can’t pet yourself, no one can pet you

-Were you happy today? -Not yet. -Then hurry up. this day ends!

there's an empty chair over there, sleep there