morte estúpida

It seems to me that the ideal death for me is to choke on wine while laughing at a stupid picture.

this woman was found dead in a parkland in yorkshire, england. it is believed that she was impaled by a rod of frozen urine that was dropped from the aircraft's toilet area

You need to be friends with people who, after your death, won’t think of making a slide show of your stupid photos accompanied by a sad rap song.

- bitch, you’re stupid at the university where I’ll give a passing grade more, that’s what my friends tell me. - passing grade? - Damn, you’re stupid, who’s doing this, they’re throwing a ball for them. -ball?) -Fuck, they’re dancing there, you fucking trash.

-as my boyfriend says: “the less we love a woman, the more she likes us.” - Pushkin said this, stupid chickens. -this is Pushkin’s girl, it’s just an old post, everything is fine

when you died, you don’t know about it, it’s just hard for others. it's the same when you're stupid.