mikrowelle

microwave

I could never heat 2 plates at the same time until my mom showed me this life hack.

Question.. I bought a phone, but the SIM card input is small?? Is this a marriage? or am I missing something? - yeah... marriage) - Alena, well, not really, to expand the SIM card slot, you need to put it in the microwave for a minute) - fucking fagot, bitch fagot

The rooster saw the chicken in the microwave and said: “The loaf is strong... there is no one in the village to lay eggs, but here she rides on the carousel!”

happy microwave

-Today I helped my father move a log and thought about you.. -What a coincidence! I just put pizza in the microwave for 2 minutes, and I also thought about you =)