metro

The diameter of Soviet cigarettes is 7.62mm, and this is not a joke. any Soviet production, within 2 hours, could be rebuilt for the production of cartridges

-crap! Got stuck in a traffic jam again! fifth time this day! -you get what you don’t want, because the parameters of mental radiation highlight negative sectors in the space of options and material realization moves towards them!

operated by a group of young girls. operate as follows: you leave the supermarket, go to the car, load up and want to leave. At this moment, two pretty pussies run up to the car and tearfully ask for a ride to the metro, their money was stolen, and their mother will meet them there. you agree. one sits in the front seat, the other back. and suddenly the one in front bends over and starts giving you a blowjob, and the second one, while you are thrilled, eats your food, bitch.

He's probably just telling her scary stories.

and now about the weather. 10 cm of snow fell overnight, or, as the guys say, 15-16 centimeters.

glitch in the matrix

the guy behind me seemed to have a heart attack

“I like the movie Saw. Tamara, 26 years old, carriage inspector” - I don’t fall asleep on the subway anymore

you have not yet used our new service, and we have already withdrawn money from you. MTS is one step ahead!

Moscow is, in short, a city of gnomes: we love grandmas, loads of money, a lot of bearded men and awesome underground metro palaces. St. Petersburg are elves: some kind of half-pokers with off-the-scale self-esteem, a subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. the rest of Russia is inhabited by Orcs.