medicamento

DRUG TEST? WHAT TYPE OF DRUGS WILL BE TESTING?

tell me why are you so afraid of doctors? I’m just a medical student myself and I know how they study there!

doctor: I'm very sorry, we gave you the wrong drug, you have 2 days to live. Me with my hyper-politeness: yes, it’s fine, no big deal, thank you

-Doctor, will I be cured? - Yes, I’m interested myself...

CASE DRUGS ONLY ON THE MOON

paradox: free medicine in our country begins with paid shoe covers, and paid medicine with free shoe covers!

Have you noticed that “Winston Blue” sounds like the name of some English king, and the names of medicines can be the names of wizards, elves, dragons, etc. King Yodomarin, Prince Gastal, King of the Dwarves Berodual.

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

Vladimir Go to sleep! Polina What is spice? Vladimir Don't even think about it! Bad stuff, could be fatal. Drugs with chemicals! Ask your mom, it's evil!! Polina The whole school is talking about him. They constantly offer me offers, but I refuse. For this they are a little bit nasty Vladimir I’ll come and talk... You’re doing the right thing by refusing! It's late, go to sleep already, schoolgirl! Polina I can’t sleep, I’m on AIDS