me dê antpalavra

give me a helmet

murase

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2013 10 14 02:46

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KAZAKHSTAN Topar

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you come to the market to buy potatoes, and there die antwoord the gypsies stock up on slippers.

leprum

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2016 03 09 00:22

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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty

-Give me your phone number, please. -*delete*... *delete*... *delete*... -hold it!

murase

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2013 11 22 03:39

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KAZAKHSTAN Saryozek

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2024 06 24 08:01

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UNITED STATES Aspen

-give me 5 rubles. -Are you crazy?

otomo

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2014 06 02 18:15

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BELARUS Pinsk

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2024 06 07 02:06

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UNITED STATES Columbia

-give me 3 Big Macs. -Peter! she's giving birth! -and also a Happy Mill

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2016 03 11 05:27

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BELARUS Minsk

you start living alone. expectation: you develop yourself like crazy, learn eight languages at once and cook complex dishes. reality: you poop with the door open..

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2023 09 09 20:20

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UZBEKISTAN Tashkent

give me your papers, take my poop

borsch

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2016 03 21 22:08

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

moved out from my parents

borsch

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2015 12 11 10:10

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

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