marteau

the boy Petya hit the Trudovik’s fingers with a hammer and received five. at least that's what he thought...

if Thor appeared in Russia

There is a legend that at 8 am the walls are softer

3 am, knock on the door! I was so frightened that the hammer drill fell out of my hands!

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

-Darling, I want a fur coat! -Oh, you are my mistress! I’ll run now to get some herring and beets!

orbit - herring under a fur coat

It’s annoying when the carriage breaks down and you have to take the subway.

-Have you got a dream? -buy a coat. -Here’s your coat, dream about something great.