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marry me

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“marry me” - when he found out that her father could get out of the army
mdk
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2014 11 24 00:55
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RUSSIA Moscow
-marry me? -The man I marry must be brave and smart! -Don’t you remember how I saved you when you were drowning? -Well, yes, you’re brave, but that doesn’t mean you’re smart. -Who do you think overturned the boat?
fuck_humor
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2015 06 23 02:37
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UKRAINE Kyiv City
-why don’t you want to marry me? - we had a walk and had a good time. I'll marry a virgin!
otomo
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2014 10 18 10:34
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BELARUS Dubovka
I’m sitting in the traffic policeman’s car, he’s silent and I’m silent. then he says: why don’t you offer me anything? -marry me! -he laughed and let go.
sarkazm
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2014 08 16 12:54
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RUSSIA Taganrog
-I’m like your Cinderella: I wash, clean, cook. -I warned you: if you marry me, you will live like in a fairy tale.
sarkazm
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2015 08 02 07:48
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RUSSIA Taganrog
memeslot
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2024 07 06 09:42
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UNITED STATES Sand Point
Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple, mistakenly marry the whole girl. (c) Stephen Licock. aphorisms.
borsch
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2015 06 17 06:59
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
You can’t marry him right away, you just met!
borsch
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2014 10 21 22:57
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
did you hear that, meg? guys can marry guys. you see, if they can do this, then there’s nothing left for you to catch? That's it, Meg, pack your bags for Mars.
borsch
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2016 05 23 12:47
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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg
- how? -beautiful. but my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.
leprum
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2014 08 29 22:37
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KAZAKHSTAN Almaty