marido rico

“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

Ideal husband

when the husband is a welder

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

explanatory: “I was late for work because I climbed over my husband in the morning and was a little late...”

-I heard you had to bury your wife? -What to do, she was dead.

If your husband offended you, do not be rude to him in return. nibble on the cookies on his side of the bed.

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”