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While your wife is at work, take out all her jars, creams, shampoos, scrubs and perfumes. Don't be afraid, fool, this is all for you: today you are a princess.

“I need these clothes in case the police come and say that my rich husband died under strange circumstances” - the police enter and you are in the one on the left. when they say that he is dead, you are horrified, apologize and leave, then return to the right.

when you suddenly consider yourself a stupid degenerate, remember that there are women in the world who read wedding rap to their husbands at their weddings.

A woman's ideal husband: he earns a lot of money by spending all his time with her.