mari

Ideal husband

explanatory: “I was late for work because I climbed over my husband in the morning and was a little late...”

husband, welcome home. I'm hiding inside with a toy gun, here's the second one... the loser is cooking dinner tonight. and may luck be with you. kisses, wife

-I heard you had to bury your wife? -What to do, she was dead.

If your husband offended you, do not be rude to him in return. nibble on the cookies on his side of the bed.

if my husband asks where all the money goes, I’ll do... this

My husband tells me: “You won’t drink with your friends anymore!” and I look at him and joyfully think: so many years together, and how much optimism he still has...