maniac

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

they grow so fast!

The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

I think I know how this will end..

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

strong and silent, remembering all dates, loving children, dreamy, a little feminine, family-oriented, loving his mother, preparing romantic dishes.

phrases for which 25 years ago you could end up in a madhouse

what I look like when I'm waiting for the gym in the gym

I know where you study. I know where you live.