maniac

what I look like when I'm waiting for the gym in the gym

if fairy tales were published in the yellow press: “crazy fish brought pensioners to poverty!”, “a mutant child is forced to live underground!”, “the water in the puddles is poisoned by chemicals! The boy was an idiot, he became a brute!”, “the oligarch’s daughter lost her honor in a pigsty!", "the cyborg left the Swedish family without sweets!", "the famous showman was robbed by a well-hewn block of wood!", "due to the construction of a cottage village, the pensioner's country house was turned in the opposite direction from the picturesque forest!", "the demobilization tricked the pensioner into giving the latest products! the swindler used edged weapons!", "plastic surgery is an accomplice of kidnapping, seven children are missing!", "pensioner maniacs poisoned animals with baked goods with LSD!", "several miners held a young girl captive for a month! ", "a drug-addicted girl is being turned on by a rabbit!", "homeless animals share emergency housing!", "for a flower stolen by her father, the daughter had to become the wife of a mutant!", "an employee killed a clergyman with a click in the forehead!", "the girl used the petals of a plant as a powerful hallucinogenic!", "An animated nut cracker against a mutant rat! do not miss!"

The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

strong and silent, remembering all dates, loving children, dreamy, a little feminine, family-oriented, loving his mother, preparing romantic dishes.

I think I know how this will end..

they grow so fast!

-I just watched a movie where a dude’s wife was brutally murdered by a serial maniac and his son was left disabled. It so happened that this son was kidnapped and the dude had to chase the kidnapper a thousand miles with a mentally retarded chick. -ohhhh... and what kind of movie...??? -in search of nemo.

I know where you study. I know where you live.

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news