manager

woman, you are not a housewife! you are a house manager!

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

-I have no heart. -I have no brains. -I don't have... courage. -Calm down, guys, now this is not a problem! "managers"

but I wanted to be a sales manager

I'm a developer. and I'm a tester. and I'm a project manager

- Excuse me, did our manager understand correctly the reason for your refusal to cooperate with us: you refuse because “they fucked Nikon in the mouth?” -Yes that's right