maman est un crime

“I came to school without socks” - mom ama crime

your mom is so fat that when she sunbathes on the beach she squeals.

-Mom, look, I made a circle on the floor, and our cat walked into it and is sitting. cool, mom? - Wonderful, son, what else can you please your mother at 30 years old?

when you sit stoned and try not to die

when you come home dead and try not to burn yourself

what to give to a child? holidays in Chechnya! it's fun, interesting, bright. -Thanks, mom)

when you're stoned, but not as stoned as your friend

They ask the sailor: - Was there a time when you were really scared? -We once transported a cargo - 10,000 dolls. and got caught in a storm. and when the ship tilted to the right, all these 10,000 dolls said in unison, “Mom!” This is where I screwed up...