maleta

did you hear that, meg? guys can marry guys. you see, if they can do this, then there’s nothing left for you to catch? That's it, Meg, pack your bags for Mars.

I took only the essentials

poor guy. he did not dare to get up, for fear of disturbing the cat. May your soul rest in peace. Okay, let's pack, let's pack. what is there? let's go help..

looking like a complete schmuck is easier than you think.

In short, the guy comes to church. Father, I need to confess! Come on, son, ease your soul! - Well, last week I helped my friend assemble a wardrobe. They packed up, it started to rain, she said: well, where are you going to go in this rain, stay! Well, I stayed and fucked her! and a few days ago I helped a friend’s wife glue wallpaper. stuck it on and it started to rain. she says: where will you go in this rain? sit still, wait. and I fucked her... and yesterday I was helping a friend repair his car in the garage... they repaired it, it began to rain... he says: well, where are you going to go in the rain, stay and have a drink! ...well, we got drunk and I fucked him. what should I do, father? ? - get the fuck out of here before it rains!