maçãs com sal

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

not everyone will understand, few will remember

How do you know if your cat has mixed with bad company?

- Son, you got involved with bad company. -Mom, I founded it

when someone asks me to share my food with them

-Do you know who you haven’t talked to for a long time? with your ex! -Did this guy look in your direction? It’s better to punch him hard in the face. fast! -This closet is a great place to pee. -If you yell and swear, the police will definitely let you go.

I bought myself an Apple watch without moms, dads and loans..

- Dude, I have problems! I hit a man today and I don’t know what to do... he’s lying in the trunk... help brother, please tell me what to do? do you take it?