médecine

A fresh French roll - crunch, an enemy's skull - crunch, a snowball under your feet - crunch, but your knee joint - don't crunch. Can I have another traumatologist?

-Doctor, will I be cured? - Yes, I’m interested myself...

tell me why are you so afraid of doctors? I’m just a medical student myself and I know how they study there!

Only in Russia, by making an appointment with a doctor, you can get well without even having an appointment with him.

“teachers who don’t notice how we cheat pretend to go to heaven without a queue” - mainly at the expense of their graduate students at the medical school)

paradox: free medicine in our country begins with paid shoe covers, and paid medicine with free shoe covers!

come again

young nurses are the best that free medicine can give