m'a donné un coup de pied

The doctor gave me a certificate that my world was created by Franz Kafka. Ay-lyuli, ay-lyuli! It’s good that they didn’t Dali!

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

I'm a simple man, I woke up and got drunk

-Why did you eat my Snickers, you stupid fool. not yours, don't touch!!!!!! She quickly gave me the money for it!!!! - Why are you hiding him behind mayonnaise like a rat? I ate it purely on principle

I'm a simple browser

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

I'm a simple man - I stole, drank, went to jail

- you see what you are like. She took a large piece for herself and left a small one for me. -how would you do it? -I would take a small one for myself. - Well, why are you yelling then, I gave it to you.

I'm a downtime person, I came to visit a friend - I reached into the refrigerator