licencia de conducir

arguing with a girl is like reading a license agreement, at the end you ignore everything and click "I agree"

when the traffic police slowed down and I remembered that my license was at home

(if you have a vagina) copulate with the author of this software.

in Syzran, a drunk, one-armed driver without a license was caught on a homemade ATV

McDonald's employee fired for putting CDs of his rap album in Happy Meals

- Excuse me, did our manager understand correctly the reason for your refusal to cooperate with us: you refuse because “they fucked Nikon in the mouth?” -Yes that's right

call on the radio: -I say hello to daddy from the bottom of my heart! - Excuse me, where to? -Moron, daughter Lena!

- hello, beauty) let's see each other, let's walk around Moscow, at any time of the day or night, just tell me where and when? -hi) let's do it on August 2nd in Gorky Park, at 15.00, ok? -Damn, excuse me, I have important things to do, I have my own business there, maybe on any other day? -No

got my license: first time. in 2 years